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Backstory 130: Not Right to Bear Arms

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Jim: Chewie and I waited for an opportunity. One day, we were in a lift with Dominico and one other guard.
Chi’ra: Chewie, now!
Chewbacca: I am enraged. Rargh.
[SFX]: crunch!
Jim: Chewie took out the security camera, but not before the control room droid DD-BD noticed. Sally, you can play him.
DD-BD: What the 1010110110000 was that?
[SFX]: kssss... {static on the monitor}
Jim: I grabbed Dominico’s electro-pike and killed him with it.
[SFX]: Zap!
[SFX]: slump
Jim: Chewie ripped off the arms of the other guard!
Chewbacca: Wait, really? Chewbacca does not want to do that.
Jim: No, this is clever backstory. This is the moment where he got his aversion to ripping people’s arms off.
Chewbacca: How so?
Jim: Well, you ruined a perfectly good guard’s uniform. That preys on your mind.
Chewbacca: This makes less sense than a boxcar full of snakes.
Jim: Oooh... That’s an idea...


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:22 PDT.
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