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Backstory 129: Suffering Sucker Bash

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Jim: Chewie’s and my lives had been made even more miserable. I’ll just read this guard’s part.
Dominico: Keep it moving, you incarcerated lowlife!
[SFX]: zap!
Chi’ra: Oww! Have we been introduced?
Dominico: My name’s Dominico. Only you might know me better as... Alberto.
Chewbacca: A former acquaintance of yours, Chi’ra?
Chi’ra: I have no idea...
Dominico: I had a speeder on Corellia. An M-68. You stole it. But I tracked you down. Mimban, Bothawui, here.
Dominico: How’m I gonna get my revenge, I thought. Well, breaking into a prison planet is easy for a serial identity thief.
Dominico: I killed the original guard named Dominico and stole his identity. Now I’m here to make you suffer.
Chi’ra: That doesn’t make any difference! The original guard would have made us suffer too.
Chewbacca: Yes, but not through a plot twist like this.


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:22 PDT.
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