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Backstory 128: Stuck in the Bastille With You

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Jim: Chewie and I were trapped in the hellhole of Orron III for six months.
Chewbacca: {on monitor} I cannot believe you lost the key to our cuffs.
Guard: {on monitor} Move it, scum!
[SFX]: {on monitor} zap!
Chi’ra: {on monitor} Oww!!!
Jim: Beckett, Qi’ra, and L3-37 monitored our suffering from the warden’s control room.
L3-37: Wait, why don’t we just grab Lando and leave?
Jim: You couldn’t take Chi’ra’s ship. That’d be theft. Lando wouldn’t allow it.
Beckett: We could hitch a ride on a supply ship.
Jim: Supplies are luxuries they don’t have.
L3-37: Outgoing cargo?
Jim: They only pick up spice and coaxium once a year.
Beckett: So we’re stuck on this hellhole prison planet too?
Jim: Not stuck, you could have left any time you liked. Except you didn’t have a ship.
Beckett: In what sense is that not stuck?
Jim: Technically. The best sort of not stuck.


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:22 PDT.
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