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Episode 2539: The More I Get of You, the Stranger It Feels

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Sometimes players just want stuff to explode or be smashed into smithereens. Don't hold back. Let them do it!

Especially if it's their own stuff.

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

.......... Okay then! I guess that makes more sense if there's a love interest plot that's been happening on the movie side of the plot. Kissing is nowhere near the list of things that should have happened in a battle otherwise. That also handily explains why Rose would catch up to Finn and crash into his skimmer; she decided that Finn was more important than the Resistance. For some reason. Love makes you do strange things and all, but I would have thought that trying to save the Resistance would be a little more important than someone met like 12 hours ago.

And of course, Jim/Poe is doing dramatic things just because everyone else is. I wonder if his crash was shown in the movie. It probably wasn't in the middle of Finn and Roses' part if so.

Transcript

GM: Finn finds himself in the ruined cockpit of his speeder.
[SFX]: whoommmm... {the battering ram cannon targeting beam continues to build}
Finn: I climb out and look for Rose.
GM: Her vehicle lies 30 metres away, smoke billowing from it.
Finn: I run over.
[SFX]: whoommmmm...
Poe: I jump out of my wrecked speeder and slide dramatically into the infantry trench!
GM: Yours is perfectly okay.
[SFX]: sliiiiide...
Poe: Not any more!
GM: Rose is dazed.
Finn: Rose!
Rose: Did we do it? Did we win?
Finn: You stopped me from destroying the cannon. Now we could all die!
Rose: Yes. But not this day.
{Rose kisses Finn}
Finn: Wha? I’m... flattered, but... I don’t swing that way.
Rose: You really should try both ways. Why limit yourself?
Rose: Heck, why stick to one axis? Try a Wookiee.
Chewbacca: ... I keep an extra eye out when Finn’s around in future.
[SFX]: Ka-boom! {behind Finn and Rose the battering ram cannon fires and a huge explosion rocks the bunker blast door}
Rose: Actually, it might be this day.


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