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Secure facilities need security reviews. Otherwise they're not secure. Which means secure facilities have ways of being infiltrated.
[Reminder: Our guest commentators have not seen Rogue One. Part of the fun is seeing how their untainted impressions re-interpret the movie through the lens of our comic.]
I cannot help but feel that having the Peace Moon come over to demonstrate security is asking for the sand outpost to be destroyed.
But that is a gorgeous picture. It looks like multilevels of water, waterfalls, massive construction in the distance...
HOLD ON
That waterfall is going down into a dry pit.
Just how much engineering did they do, to make a pit below the waterline, by shipping in sand?
— Keybounce
A good evil laugh can be a lot of fun and very satisfying at the same time. It's a pity there are so few reasons to do one.
I'm curious about how Tàrkin will be "testing" the security though. Especially if he's bothering to lug the Peace Moon all the way there. Does it have fancy remote hacking facilities he'll leverage? Or can we expect some planet blasting?
Either way, with the Peace Moon's arrival being imminent, our heroes are going to have to speed things up.
— aurilee
Transcript
GM: {present day} Little did they know the tactical situation had changed—
Pete: We totally knew.
GM: Little did they know in character...
Krennic: Commander Ramda! I've come to review security and make sure all our data assets are safe.
Commander Ramda: We've been CMMI Level 5 optimising since the completion of the sand shipments.
Commander Ramda: There's no way anyone can even detect that we have a data facility here.
Krennic: Good. I'm taking charge now. I've invited Governor Tàrkin, to demonstrate my security measures. He'll be arriving this afternoon.
Commander Ramda: {worried} Shall we prep a landing pad? Red carpet?
Krennic: Do you have a landing platform big enough for... The Peace Moon?
Krennic: Muahahahah!!!
Ben: {present day} You're just telling us this now so you can do that laugh, aren't you?
GM: Muahahahahah!!!!