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Backstory 174: Fuelhardy

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Rathtar: No! This black hole warps space-time in all dimensions!! I must get away!
Jim: Matter accreting into one of the black holes created a huge drag force, sucking it in!
Rathtar: Ho ho ho ho!!
[SFX]: vrroooaaarr...!!
Jim: Only... the Lady Luck was being dragged in too!
Rathtar: I laugh at your puny lower-dimensional efforts to disable me!
[SFX]: vrroooaaarr...!!
L3-37: We need to jump to lightspeed.
Lando: We can’t do it with matter in front of the ship! That’s impossible; the hyperdrive won’t work!
L3-37: I’ve found a gap in the accretion disk. Turn 90° to port.
Chewbacca: I can’t. Engine power is max and The Maw is still pulling us in.
[SFX]: vrroooaaarr...!!
Beckett: We need more power... the coaxium!
Lando: If we put that in the reactor it’ll blow up the ship!
Enrico: Or maybe not! Let’s do it!
Qi’ra: Oh Enrico! I love your reckless abandon when cool heads are called for!


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Published: Tuesday, 14 June, 2022; 21:32:54 PDT.
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