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Backstory 112: That’s Not How The Force Works

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Chi’ra: What are the odds of losing a YT-1300 and immediately finding another one to steal?
Lando: Well, they’re pretty common. I wouldn’t be surprised if you stole another one just like it some day.
Chewbacca: Wait, why exactly is Lando letting Chi’ra steal this ship?
Jim: I was already a criminal. And in custody.
Chewbacca: That so does not answer the question.
Jim: How else was he going to get us to Orron III? He could have lost his job!
Beckett: And if he reported to Dryden Vos, governor-stabber, he could have lost his life.
Jim: Yeah! Fear kept the law enforcers in line.
Chewbacca: This is rather dystopian.
Jim: It was the harsh underbelly of the Empire.


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:29 PDT.
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