This is not the level of humour I signed on for! Good day, sir! I said, good day!

I'll see you next Sunday. Same time and place?

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Statler: Well. . . much like the Inquisition, this was not expected.
Waldorf: I agree, I did not see this coming.
Statler: Do we think they're actually going to commit to this then, instead of calling it off for something else like the other false starts?
Waldorf: This is going to be such an amazing disaster.
Statler: I wonder if they're actually improvising this behind-the-scenes.
Waldorf: Let me just tell you, I was flabbergasted.
Statler: I can only imagine the shenanigans.
Waldorf: This sequence is going to be an acid trip through my childhood. Where's my blankie?
Sheep: Baa!!
Statler: I'm trying to craft polynomials to try and figure how much extra awesome the universe can withstand.
Waldorf: This is one of the only things keeping me from going crazy.