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Episode 1761: Hello, Dolly!

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Sometimes you just gotta doo-wop you gotta do.

Transcript

Kermit: Sorry about that.
Kermit: Now to kick things off, where sheep may safely graze let us go.
Sheep: {singing in unison} I've got a clone named Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Sheep: {singing in unison} You won't believe that she's me.
Sheep: {singing in unison} We never disagree, 'Cause she's me, oh me.
Shepherd: {aside} Well, it's a step up from moisture farming.
Shepherdess: {aside} Don't look at the audience, you'll die.
Shepherd: {aside} Yeah, but they'll clone us again anyway.
Shepherdess: {aside} We're not the first.
Sheep: {singing in unison} I've got a clone named Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Sheep: {singing in unison} And I never, never let her go.
Sheep: {singing in unison} One thing is certain: She's me, oh me.
Statler: Sheep. They roam around in great flocks. Baaing. Baaing.
Waldorf: No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.


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Published: Sunday, 03 March, 2019; 02:11:03 PST.
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