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Episode 1262: Pitfall, Hairy


The minions and mooks of major villains are almost certainly not getting paid enough to put up with the sort of things that PCs tend to do to them. They really should be spending most of their time just trying to get out of the way of the various weapons and spells being slung in their direction. Try playing them that way once in a while for a change.

Also, Luke's sword gets extremely close to Chewbacca in this scene.


Luke: I advance towards the guards at the rear with wide cleaving swings.
[SFX]: whooom!
Weequay Skiff Master: He's got a laser sword!
Velken Tezeri: Screw this, I'm taking my chances with the Sarlacc!
[SFX]: dive!
[SFX]: whooom!
[SFX]: paff!
[SFX]: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrhhh!!!.....
[SFX]: slice slice
Sarlacc: Brain analysis commencing.
Sarlacc: Preliminary report: "This may have been a mistake..."
Chewbacca: That monstrosity speaks?
C-3PO: Of course! Why wouldn't it?
[SFX]: whooom!
[SFX]: whooom! {sword is ridiculousy close to Chewie}
Chewbacca: Watch that backswing, Luke.
Han: Do I smell burnt hair?
Chewbacca: It was a close shave.

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