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Episode 674: Contact with the Enemy

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Never let lack of suitable equipment get in the way of a good plan.

Or a bad plan, for that matter.

Transcript

GM: The clone troopers cut through the bulkhead.
[SFX]: Krzzzsshhh!
Captain Antilles: We cut a pit trap in front of the entry point.
Rebel Soldier: With what, Captain Antilles, sir?
Captain Antilles: My laser sword.
R2-D2: That was when you were playing Kyle Katarn. Remember why this character doesn't have one?
Captain Antilles: Oh. Right.
GM: The clones are almost through.
[SFX]: Krzzzttsshhh!
Captain Antilles: We cut a pit trap in the ceiling and R2 reverses the gravity!
R2-D2: Laser. Sword.
Captain Antilles: Oh.
GM: The clones start swarming through.
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
Clone Trooper: Sorry guys, we tried knocking but nobody was answering.
Captain Antilles: Fall back men! Regroup at the second ambush point!
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
Clone Trooper: Ambush point? Sorry, should we come in again?
Rebel Soldier: Second ambush point?


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Published: Thursday, 12 January, 2012; 02:38:03 PST.
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