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Episode 371: Dire Hire, Robes on Fire


When all hell breaks loose in a game and you're not sure what to do, you can always fall back on your real life instincts. What would you do if an honest-to-goodness fight suddenly broke out and you were in real danger of being attacked?

Some people are better equipped to deal with such situations than others, but we all have instincts that can give you a good starting point. Even if it doesn't really help your character much, it'll be entertaining.

Bonus: Rejected script idea for this strip:

Strip 371 Bonus


GM: Dozens of Jedi appear and an all-in battle breaks out in the arena.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Mace Windu: Quick, Mr Fett! Help my friends!
Count Dookû: Ah, Monsieur Windu. Ah do not think zat Zhango will entertain your offer.
Jango Fett: He means: No.
Mace Windu: Give me the Peace Moon plans, Count.
Count Dookû: And 'ave you give zem back to ze Shoncellor? Ah think not.
GM: Battle droids arrive and start shooting at you.
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
Mace Windu: I whack them with my sword!
[SFX]: Whooom!
GM: Jango fires a flamethrower at you.
[SFX]: Fwoooooosshhh!
Mace Windu: I block it.
GM: The fire goes around your sword.
Mace Windu: That's not fair!
GM: He's not a nice man.
Mace Windu: I kick him where it hurts!
Obi-Wan: Sally!
Mace Windu: I'm not a nice man either.

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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