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Episode 94: Bad Line Call

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If only someone else had thought twice about including lines like that in this story.

And yes, everyone knows that adding stripes to something makes it go faster.

Transcript

Shmi: Be safe, Anakin.
GM: You know, we really should have a player roll the dice for the boy during the race, since so much is riding on it.
R2-D2: I'll get out my custom racing dice with the go-faster stripes.
GM: Not you.
Shmi: Who then?
GM: How about you do it? He's your son, after all, and you haven't rolled any dice yet.
Qui-Gon: Yeah, time for some real roleplaying.
Shmi: Um, okay... Let me just get into the right mindset.
Qui-Gon: {to Anakin} With my mini-chlorines in your blood, you can't lose.
Anakin: {now played by Shmi's player} Yippeee!
Anakin: Sorry, wait. That line doesn't work at all for this character.


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