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Episode 83: Pete's in a Pod


You were all memorising that, right?


Shmi: Obi-Wan's right. You have to bet on the winner. We can't control that.
Qui-Gon: Hmmm. What if we put our own driver into the race?
Shmi: The only pod we have is Watto's.
Qui-Gon: Ric Oily can drive it; he's the best driver we've got.
Shmi: No, the cockpit is built for Watto. A human won't fit.
R2-D2: Hello? Short droid with maxed-out vehicle skills here...
Qui-Gon: Yeah! R2 can drive it!
Obi-Wan: Except you have no arms, remember?
R2-D2: Electronic interface. More efficient anyway.
Obi-Wan: Hmmph.
R2-D2: Finally I get to do something worthy of my incredible prowess!
[SFX]: < bee-oop! >
{cut to Anakin showing off the pod}
Anakin: Here's the pod I'm working on for Watto.
GM: The pod looks extremely makeshift, like it will fall apart any second.
Jar Jar: Whatsa piece of junk!
[SFX]: < bee-OO-oop! >

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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