Everyone's favourite doomed Red Squadron pilot demanded a more significant role in our story.
Porkins: Let's blow this Moon, Luke. I'm on your tail!
Luke: I switch on my targeting computer.
GM: <roll> It whines in protest and bluescreens.
Luke: What? Reboot!
GM: No good, it's dead.
R2-D2: Someone sabotaged it! I told you! There's a mole in the Rebellion!
Luke: But who? Wedge?!
R2-D2: Han, come in! We need your help!
Porkins: We can do it without him! He's the—
Han: I blast him!
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
Luke: You killed Porkins!
Han: Did you even see that goatee on him?