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Episode 1524: Relative Moralism


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An alternate take on Annie's motivations and the results in strips #312 and #316 of The Silence of the Clones.


Anakin: I draw my laser sword and... slaughter the nearest Sand Person.
GM: Okay, roll for initiative.
Anakin: ... In cold blood.
GM: Whatever. What did you roll?
Anakin: Um... 13.
GM: 8. You start.
[SFX]: Whooom!
Sand Person: Aaargh!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Sand Person: Hluurch!
Anakin: Shouldn't I be conflicted about this?
GM: About what?
Anakin: Going on a vengeful rampage?
[SFX]: Whooom!
Sand Person: Urrrk...!
GM: Actually, this is pretty much textbook Chaotic Good.
Anakin: But...
[SFX]: Whooom!
Sand Person: Aauugh!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Sand Person: Nooo! Glurgrl—!
[SFX]: Decapitate!
GM: That was the last one. What next?
Anakin: I guess I... head back to the farm.
{back at the moisture farm}
Padmé: How did it go?
Anakin: I... I killed them all. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals.
Padmé: Cool! Any good loot?
Anakin: {sotto voce} I... might need to step this up a notch.
GM: What was that?
Anakin: Nothing.

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Published: Tuesday, 27 June, 2017; 03:11:03 PDT
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