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Episode 1155: Unwanted: Dead or Alive

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Three almost dead people in one strip. That's a record, even for us!

Transcript

R2-D2: So, I mean, wow. Who rescued Padmé and stuck her in the suit? Anakin?
Luke: What did happen to Anakin?
Darth Vader: He was horribly mutilated and burnt by lava. What do you think happened? He died, obviously.
Darth Vader: To save me.
C-3PO: How?
Darth Vader: {narrating flashback} "Anakin didn't die immediately. He suffered horribly for days on the lava field where Obi-Wan abandoned him."
Anakin: {flashback} Obi-Wan, are you still there?
Anakin: These tears are not real.
Anakin: I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
Anakin: Trust me.
Anakin: Love will prevail...
Anakin: Padmé... Padmé...
Darth Vader: {narrating flashback} "And neither was I dead. I experienced my own funeral. I tried to speak up..."
Padmé: {flashback, (not quite) dead} You traitorous wretch! Selling out to the Federation just to save your own sorry butt!
Sio Bibble: I was doing what was necessary to save—
Sio Bibble: Um... sorry, I thought I heard someone say something.
Darth Vader: {narrating flashback} "But the procession continued."
Han: {frozen} Another best death ever spoiled by not being dead!


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Published: Sunday, 08 February, 2015; 02:11:18 PST.
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