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Episode 649: Stretchering a Friendship

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There is never a moment so dark and grim in a game that you can't improve it with a dose of macabre conversation-halting awkwardness.

Transcript

Palpatine: I'm glad I found you, Anakin.
Anakin: You're glad?
Palpatine: Don't worry, we now have access to the Trade Federation's technology; we can save you.
Anakin: I knew you would never abandon me.
Palpatine: In these troubled times, I need a loyal friend who can stand by my side; with the Jedi turned traitors, I realised there is only one person I can really trust.
Anakin: I won't let you down, Chancellor.
Palpatine: That's what I'm counting on.
Anakin: Give me control of the entire military. I'd throw my weight around for you, but at the moment I don't have a leg to stand on.
Palpatine: You want more armies?
{beat}
{beat}


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