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Episode 571: Massacre of Innocence

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Your typical PCs go around slaughtering non-human races, stealing treasure, avoiding royal tax collectors, starting bar room brawls, evading the city watch, lightening the purses of wealthy merchants, desecrating temples, laying siege to castles, lording over peasants, and so on, but never actually anything evil. That'd be wrong.

Transcript

{Anakin enters the Jedi Council chamber, where some younglings are hiding from the clone troopers}
Youngling: Master Anakin, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
[SFX]: Whooom! {Anakin draws his laser sword}
Padmé: Wait a minute! What are you doing?
Anakin: I can't hear you - I'm in the Jedi Temple.
Padmé: Out of character for a minute! What are you doing?
Anakin: Oh. I'm playing what Anakin would do at this point.
Padmé: You're killing innocent kids!
Anakin: That's where Anakin's path leads.
{beat}
{beat}
Padmé: You're... evil!
R2-D2: Ding ding ding ding! Give that man a cigar.


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