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Backstory 231: Lando Hope and Glory

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Lando: Fine, show me your cards and let’s get this over with.
Freddo: You know, I wassa gonna use this green-a sylop I palmed earlier...
Freddo: But you-a scrupulous honesty hassa inspired me-a to become a better man.
Freddo: I gotta this.
[SFX]: slap! {throws cards on table}
Chewbacca: Nooooo!!! The one time you should have cheated, and you do this!!
Lando: I won?? I won!
Freddo: Fair and square, baby.
Lando: I won!! I don’t have to pay off the ship any more! I’m going to be moderately well off!
Bresenni Tonnika: Ooh, I love a man who is moderately well off.
Chewbacca: And there goes any chance of us finding any romantic relationships in the near future.


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Published: Tuesday, 02 August, 2022; 19:53:04 PDT.
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