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Backstory 217: Darth Punctuated

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Jim: Don’t be silly. Darth Maul had a cybernetic lower half now!
Chewbacca: But...
Dryden Vos: {dead} What??
Chewbacca: How does he...? His digestive tract was severed.
Beckett: Through the intestines. Which go up and down a lot. It would have been cut into multiple pieces.
Jim: They took all the remaining organic bits above the cut and stitched them to artificial tubes below the cut.
Dryden Vos: {dead} He has a half-cybernetic bowel?
Jim: Right!
Chewbacca: A semicolon, you might say.
Beckett: That’s half full of—
Enfys Nest: Darth Maul, huh? More like Half-Maul.


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:47:52 PDT.
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