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Backstory 206: A Disarming Resile

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Beckett: Seeya, suckas!
Enrico: Chewie! Rip his arms off!
Chewbacca: Alas, I am psychologically incapable. I now have a profound aversion to that particular modus operandi of affirming my dominance over feebler beings.
Chewbacca: Also, he has a blaster.
Jim: The lift door closed. I dived for my blaster that the former Freddo dropped! Dryden went for his Kyuzo petars! Qi’ra took cover!
[SFX]: Pow! {Enrico shoots}
[SFX]: Dive! {Dryden jumps for cover}
Dryden Vos: Well, Enrico. I’m a police commissioner and you’re an upstanding citizen here to return stolen coaxium. Why did you leap for your blaster?
Enrico: Because you’re a crooked police commissioner!
Qi’ra: Good answer!
Enrico: And I’m not an upstanding citizen, and was going to steal back the coaxium after getting my reward!
Qi’ra: Not so good...


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:47:55 PDT.
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