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Backstory 165: Carbon Grating

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Jim: I scraped the landing gear along a carbonberg, throwing up shards of razor sharp graphene!
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: scraaape!!
Jim: The pursing fighter screamed headlong into the debris!
[SFX]: scraaape!!
[SFX]: ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping
Jim: Critical systems lacerated, it ricocheted off a graphite cliff and hurtled into a diamond outcrop!
[SFX]: Boing!
[SFX]: scraaape!!
[SFX]: Kaboom!!
[SFX]: scraaape!!
Chewbacca: Impressive. But you’ve just shredded our landing gear.
Enrico: We don’t need that to fly!
Chewbacca: We may need it to land without dying.
Enrico: Well... that can be your job.


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