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Backstory 145: The Times are Tough Now, Just Getting Tougher

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Lando: Chi’ra!
Enrico: The name’s Enrico. I stole a guard’s identity.
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
Lando: Well, since you haven’t been tried and proven guilty for that, I must assume you’re innocent.
Lando: Anyway, good news! Your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means?
[SFX]: Pow!
Enrico: Parole?
Lando: Yeah, looks like your parole period was left at the default minimum of six months for some reason.
Lando: Anyway, you’re free. You get your personal effects, 50 credits, and a blaster. Here!
[SFX]: toss
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
L3-37: They give you a blaster when you’re released on parole?
Jim: It’s a tough galaxy.


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Published: Tuesday, 14 June, 2022; 21:33:07 PDT.
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