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Backstory 142: On the Job Caning

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Benito: Afterwards I heard you tried to pass starport security using my name.
Benito: I was set to retire from the force. But your rampant disregard for the law steeled my resolve.
Benito: I took a job as a prison guard here on Orron III, where I could beat up felonious sociopaths like you.
Benito: I figured a juvenile delinquent such as yourself would turn career criminal and maybe, just maybe, might pass through here one day.
Benito: And looky, looky. Here you are. Pushing a cart full of...
Benito: What are you doing?
Enrico: Stealing coaxium.
Benito: Coaxium. And now I’ma gonna kill you. When you steal someone’s identity, you better make sure they’re dead, sucker.
Chewbacca: Raarhh!!
Enrico: Boy, am I glad to see you!
Chewbacca: I would have shown up sooner, but I’m a sucker for a contrived story.


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