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Backstory 119: A Singularity Bad Idea

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Beckett: You guys think you can pull off a raid on Orron III?
Chewbacca: I just intimated that I believe the concept is fraught with lunacy.
Beckett: What makes you think I would let you even attempt such a thing?
Chi’ra: You need that last merit badge. Killing an escaped prisoner in self defence.
Beckett: I could just kill you now. Nobody would know the difference.
Chi’ra: No, if you try and kill us now, we’ll hang ourselves in our quarters! It’ll obviously be suicide. No badge for you.
Chewbacca: Do I get any say in this?
Chi’ra: You need to let us escape! It’s perfectly logical.
Beckett: Yeah, but then I kill you.
Jim: Beckett didn’t see the tiny hole in his plan.
Chewbacca: His view was blocked by the event horizon around yours.


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:26 PDT.
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