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Backstory 115: Escape Gloom

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Chi’ra: So tell me about Orron III.
L3-37: It’s a prison planet. Impossible to escape from. Hard labour, mining spice and raw coaxium.
Chi’ra: Raw coaxium, huh? I bet that’s worth a pretty space-penny.
Lando: Oh, it most certainly is. Any scoundrel would love to get their sticky hands on some ill-gotten consignment.
Chi’ra: Hmmmm. Why’s it so hard to escape from Orron III?
Lando: First you need a way off the planet. They don’t just have ships lying around for prisoners to steal.
Chi’ra: Hmmmmmmm.
L3-37: Then you have to thread The Maelstrom.
Chi’ra: The Maelstrom?
Lando: A virtually unnavigable nebula. You’ll see it on the way in. Good luck unless you have a crack pilot and co-pilot.
Chi’ra: Hmmmmmmmmmm.
L3-37: If anyone had any ideas about escaping, the smart thing would be to forget them.
Chi’ra: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....


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