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Episode 1503: All Good People


First rule of roleplaying: Loot the bodies.

Second rule of roleplaying: It really doesn't matter where the bodies come from. They're dead, they won't notice.*

* Hopefully. Well, if they're in a position to notice, you're probably doomed anyway, so may as well make the most of it in the meantime.


Padmé: After all these years of torment to my soul. I am at peace.
Padmé: Speaking of peace, you need to know that the Peace Moon has a superweapon powered by the Lost Orb.
Luke: We know. But the Rebels are about to destroy it. Which is why we need to get out of here!
Padmé: No, Luke, not... the Moon... <gasp> Peace... You still haven't— <urk> {dies}
Luke: Noooooo!!!
C-3PO: I never thought I'd be sad to see Darth Vader die.
Chewbacca: Yeah. Wow.
{beat, Luke in tears}
Han: For once it's not me that got my character killed.
{beat, Luke}
R2-D2: You're not going to throw that helmet away, are you?

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