War is not fun. Make sure to bring out the tragic side.

Transcript

Logray: This chicken walker is defying market stability! Let's cut it down to equilibrium level!
Ewocs: <cheer!>
C-3PO: Fling your bolas!
Ewocs: Yeah!
[SFX]: clunk
Wicket: Ow!
Wicket: O war! Thou son of hell! We must have bloody noses and crack'd crowns, the purple testament of bleeding war.
Wicket: Wha hae wi' Wicket bled; Ewocs, wham Nute has aften led, Welcome to your gory bed.
Wicket: Equidem ad pacem hortari non desino; quae vel iniusta utilior est quam iustissimum bellum cum civibus.
{beat}
C-3PO: I guess that's what happens when Wicket rolls a 1.