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Episode 1333: If a Shuttle Falls in the Forest


It's amazing how often the correct place to go to is directly towards the main enemy concentration.

You can virtually never go wrong with that, really. After all, they have supplies, weapons, ammo, food and water, possibly medical facilities. They may well have treasure. Secrets worth more than their weight in gold. Magic items.

Really, why would you want to go anywhere else at all??


Han: Well done landing the shuttle, Luke.
C-3PO: Lucky you had that Fate Manipulation reroll.
Luke: Yeah, I had to try, then try again.
Leia: We've landed in the wrong place and we're moonbound. How are we going to get up to the Peace Moon?
R2-D2: There'll be Imperial troops at the landing site they gave us. We go there and steal another shuttle.
[SFX]: < doing zip-spip-ding ziting bing-zik-pik-jang dooby doosquee ting kibuzz bing >
Leia: You want us to go exactly where the Empire wanted us to go and we nearly killed ourselves avoiding?
Han: Yeah, but stealthily! They'll never expect that.
Chewbacca: Not from us, certainly.
Han: If you sneak up on people you get to shoot first! I've always found that's an advantage.

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Published: Tuesday, 29 March, 2016; 03:11:04 PDT.
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