Disguises are occasionally useful. And what better disguise than the classic false moustache! In fact, an effective strategy is to always wear a false moustache, so that when you need to disguise yourself, you can simply take it off, and nobody will believe it's you!

We fully expect every adventuring party out there now to insist on all wearing false moustaches all the time.

Transcript

Chewbacca: Han?
Han: I feel-a lost without my false-a moustache. Chewie—
Chewbacca: No. Firstly, I had a bald spot for a month last time.
Chewbacca: Secondly, stop the accent. It never fooled anyone. The real Freddo you copied it from never fooled anyone.
Han: That's what made it so effective!
Chewbacca: Thirdly, are you feigning amnesia or are you actually confused about what your character is called?
Han: Hey. It's me.
Chewbacca: Never have I been so relieved to hear that.
Han: So. Where are we anyway?
Chewbacca: We've been thrown into a cell for drunk and disorderly conduct.
{beat}
Han: Chewie, we're home.