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Episode 1176: A Nuteiful Bind

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"We've had worse" is not a good endorsement for PC plans. Because it's always possible to say that truthfully. Always.

Transcript

Chewbacca: So, what are you going to do, you tin-pot dictator with delusions of godhood?
R2-D2: {GM yellow speech bubble} CEO, please. I'll erectrify the whole ship.
[SFX]: Pow!
Chewbacca: Go ahead, you'll knock out all the ship's systems and be dead in space.
R2-D2: {GM} Then you shall taste my empowered shock plobe individuarry.
[SFX]: Pow!
Chewbacca: Come on, then. Roll down here and zap me. You won't even be able to get out of this pit.
R2-D2: {GM} I shall reverse the ship's glavity.
Chewbacca: Not while we control the ship.
R2-D2: {GM} Then I shall prug into the auxiliary controls.
{beat}
[SFX]: Pow!
Chewbacca: ... That could be a problem.
C-3PO: Great plan, Chewie.
Chewbacca: We've had worse.


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Published: Sunday, 29 March, 2015; 03:11:09 PDT.
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