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Episode 1030: Wormhole

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Exit, stage left!

The shortcut is a venerable piece of literary and cinematic plot device which doesn't get used often enough in roleplaying games. Seek shortcuts wherever and whenever you can. Hopefully one will come in useful at some point.

Transcript

Han: That's our usual cue to leave. C'mon!
Leia: You usually leave with disaster happening all around you?
[SFX]: rumble...
Han: I'd stay otherwise, wouldn't I?
Leia: Chewie! Hurry up!
[SFX]: shake...
Chewbacca: Ladies first.
C-3PO: Is the hyperdrive fixed?
[SFX]: rumble...
Chewbacca: Just five more seconds. I'll catch you up.
{Han and Leia running down a corridor}
[SFX]: shake...
{Han gets to cockpit, Chewie is sitting there already}
Han: How did you get here so fast?
Chewbacca: I took a shortcut.
Han: There's one corridor from the door to here!
Chewbacca: Oh, look who knows the Falcon layout all of a sudden.
[SFX]: rumble...


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