You know instructions are going to get misinterpreted and/or ignored.

That's what makes them so much fun.

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{Han and Leia kissing}
C-3PO: {entering} Ewwww, gross... You're just going to make each other rusty, you know.
C-3PO: Chewie says things are at a very delicate stage, and not to touch anything.
C-3PO: He said specifically to emphasise, don't touch anything.
{beat}
Han: What exactly are you talking about?
C-3PO: The hyperdrive repairs, duh. What did you think?
{beat}
Han: I better go help him!