Conduits are sort of the general purpose "thing" to either go wrong or to have to fix on a spaceship. You could replace an entire spaceship combat hit location table with the following:
d% | Location |
---|---|
1-100 | Conduit |
It'd be just as effective. Or for bonus points add the following:
d% | Conduit type |
---|---|
1-4 | Antimatter |
5-8 | Baryon |
9-12 | Entropy |
13-16 | Ferrofluid |
17-20 | Flux |
21-24 | Heisenfram |
25-28 | Hydraulic |
29-32 | Hydrocolloid |
33-36 | Hyperfluid |
37-40 | Intermix |
41-44 | Laser |
45-48 | Liquid helium |
49-52 | Liquid sodium |
53-56 | Microwave |
57-60 | Neutrino |
61-64 | Neutron beam |
65-68 | Non-Newtonian fluid |
69-72 | Phlebotinum |
73-76 | Plasma |
77-80 | Quasi-crystal |
81-84 | Steam |
85-88 | Superfluid |
89-92 | Tachyon |
93-96 | Vortex |
97-100 | Wavelet |
Transcript
Han: Hey, what'cha doing there?
Leia: Chewie asked me to weld this joint and seal this conduit.
Han: Huh. He didn't ask me to do anything.
Leia: Han, I have a personal question to ask you.
Han: Yes?
Leia: Is Chewbacca single?
Han: What?
Leia: He's so charming and wellspoken and chivalrous and handsome. I don't understand how a guy like that doesn't have a partner.
Han: I'm his partner!
Leia: No, I mean a... mate.
Han: I'm his best mate!
Leia: I'm talking about a special friend.
Han: I'm pretty special!
{beat}
Leia: Yes... Oh yes, you are.