Someone has to be the last to arrive to a game session. It's best to use your telepathic powers to determine the topic of conversation before opening your mouth.

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GM: ... and they were all part of my team of crime-fighting heroes.
Leia: Even Pete?
C-3PO: He was a super-intelligent martial artist with Extra Lifespan.
GM: I still don't know how he managed that build.
Chewbacca: Neither do I, and I was running the game.
Leia: Sounds like fun. And more acting than I've done the past two years.
Chewbacca: I saw your blog. Cool videos.
Leia: Thanks. It was supposed to keep track of my acting experience. But it turned out to be just about life in L.A.
Leia: No job, lots of time. You know.
[SFX]: door
R2-D2: Hey everyone. Sorry I'm late again. Work, you know how it is.
{beat}
R2-D2: What?