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Episode 923: Wampa-Lampa Doobity-Doo


You can lead a horse to advanced roleplaying techniques, but you can't make them use them for the good of the party.


GM: You've been <roll> knocked unconscious by a Wampa.
Luke: What's—
GM: It's an oversized humanoid ice beast, with shaggy fur.
R2-D2: Space-yeti!
GM: It drags you off to its lair.
{snowy landscape beat panel}
{snowy landscape beat panel}
Han: Hey guys, I'm back from my patrol. I brought more ice for the fridge.
Chewbacca: You look half frozen. How long were you out there?
Han: A few hours I guess. Why?
Chewbacca: No reason. Anything happen out there?
Han: Oh, there was a meteor. That was cool.
[SFX]: weld weld {Chewbacca welds parts on the Falcon}
Luke: {dragged} You know, Jim, your player-character separation is both impressive and hugely frustrating.

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