Many of the things we depict in the comics, we encourage you to try in your own games.

Not today.

We disclaim all responsibility where Pete's dice are concerned.

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Luke: I take the shot.
R2-D2: Wait, wait, wait! Let me unpack The Die.
GM: No explosions!
R2-D2: Relax. It's been sitting in liquid nitrogen.
GM: I am so relaxed right now.
R2-D2: Corey, put these gloves on.
Luke: Oookay.
R2-D2: Quick, roll before it defrosts.
Luke: Here goes...
[SFX]: Thump! Splinter! Crack! Crack! Crack!
GM: Is that it? Where's the number?
R2-D2: Wait for it...
[SFX]: Pfffffttt...
Luke: Whoa.
[SFX]: Pfffffttt...
C-3PO: Oooh! Is it going to hit the ceiling?
R2-D2: Of course.
[SFX]: Spak! tinkle tinkle tinkle... plop
Han: Coolest. Die. Ever.