Before anyone says anything: We reality tested this comic.

One of the writers said, "Oh come on. How realistic is it for people to play games together for six years and not know what each other does for a living?"

Another writer said, "Well, my D&D group has been playing every week for nearly ten years... Actually, I don't know what Brett's current job is... Huh."

Darths & Droids, bringing you gaming realism at its finest.

Transcript

R2-D2: Hey everyone, sorry I'm a bit late.
Leia: Whoa! What's the occasion?
R2-D2: I had to work late, didn't have time to change.
Leia: Your job involves a suit and tie?
R2-D2: Of course. I'm a...
R2-D2: Wait, what did you think I did?
Leia: I, uh...
GM: Aaanyway. Pete, we've decided Ben is going to take over playing Chewbacca.
R2-D2: Huh. I thought you'd piked out for good.
Han: I just gave him the character background I wrote.
Chewbacca: {Ben} Oh my. This is... interesting.
R2-D2: What? What?
Chewbacca: Kudos, Jim. Kudos indeed.
Han: No, I gave him "Doesn't wear clothes" instead.
{beat}
Han: And you really don't want both of those.