Any interaction with medical staff is a prime opportunity to invoke as many medical drama and soap opera tropes as possible.

Actually, in a pseudo-medieval fantasy game try it with clerics!

Fighter: I need some healing. Can you cast a Cure Light Wounds?
Cleric: Is your insurance paid up?

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Obi-Wan: How is she? And the baby?
GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: Are you the husband?
Obi-Wan: No!
Maneeli Tuun: {examining Padmé in background} Pass me a McPherson speculum, stat!
GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: My god! Out of wedlock!
Obi-Wan: No, no, it's not like that...
GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: We have a chapel down the hall!
Obi-Wan: Her husband tried to kill her!
GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: A sordid affair then! Tell me more!
Obi-Wan: Um...
Maneeli Tuun: {examining Padmé in background} That's a splanch clamp, idiot!
GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: Anyhoo, her throat's been completely crushed, the spinal cord damaged, and the lack of blood to her brain... She's basically dead already.
GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: But we may be able to save... the twins!
Obi-Wan: Twins??
Padmé: Twins?!
Padmé: Where's my epidural?!