If you ever find yourself in a real fight, in real life, do not forget to engage in witty banter with your opponent! If you can pull off a truly inspired insult or pun, you will not only surely win the encounter, thanks to your demonstration of superior wit, but you will also go down in the annals of geeky legend for all time.

Transcript

Obi-Wan: The plans, Dookû. Don't make me come over there and get them.
Count Dookû: Ah suppose Ah shall 'ave to defend mahself with mah lasair sword.
Obi-Wan: Very well. If that's the way you want to play it.
Count Dookû: You seem ze decent fellow. Ah 'ate to kill you.
[SFX]: Whooom!
Obi-Wan: You seem a decadent fool. I hate to disappoint you.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Krzkzkzk!
Count Dookû: You fight like ze moisture farmer.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Krzkzkzk!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Obi-Wan: How appropriate. You fight like a damp cloth.
[SFX]: Whooom!
Count Dookû: Do you zink zis is wise, boy? Crossing blades with ze Master?
Obi-Wan: You zapped my Padawan.
Count Dookû: Only ze little.
R2-D2: Oh, please. Will someone kill someone?
Count Dookû: You are using ze repeated 'ack and slash attack against moi, ah?
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Obi-Wan: I thought it fitting, given the +1 terrain modifier.
R2-D2: Finally, some real roleplaying!