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Episode 295: Everyone's a Whiner, Baby


Some players get clues very quickly.

Others simply remain clueless.


{opening panels of Jango chasing Obi-Wan through the asteroid field and firing lasers at Obi-Wan's ship}
[SFX]: Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Boba Fett: What's the big deal with this Jedi guy, Dad?
R2-D2: How is Jango not hitting Obi-Wan?
Jango Fett: I haven't told you this before, but I think it's time now.
Jango Fett: You know Kenobi killed my partner, Darth Maul.
Boba Fett: Yeah, but you kill people all the time.
R2-D2: The odds of that many misses in a row are 16,383 to one for anyone halfway competent.
R2-D2: Nobody ever fudges the dice to keep me alive.
Jango Fett: He also betrayed your mother. She died because of his failure.
Boba Fett: Nooo! That's not possible!
Obi-Wan: His mother?... Oh...
Obi-Wan: That wasn't my fault! It was Anakin!
R2-D2: Oh don't be so pedantic. Nobody likes a whiner.
Obi-Wan: You are enlightened.
R2-D2: Huh?

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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