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Episode 122: Taken to the Edge


We Googled the sentence: "Jar Jar, you're a genius". Up until today, that short English sentence appeared nowhere on the Internet.

Darths & Droids: Breaking new dimensions in originality.

EDIT: Of course now there are tons of Google hits on "Jar Jar, you're a genius". Intriguingly, a lot of them are automatically generated fake blog spam sites, which farm Google's hot trends for frequently searched terms in order to automatically generate pages that attempt to rank highly on Google. This is because, thanks to you, dear readers, that phrase managed to climb as high as #40 on Google's hot trends, and even rated its very own hot trends page (since removed).

I think we owe it to the world to sustain and propagate this insanity. So if you haven't done it yet, go to Google and search for "Jar Jar, you're a genius" (with the quotes). Mention the phenomenon in your blog and encourage other people to Google for the term. Make posters proclaiming Jar Jar's genius and stick them up all over town. (If anyone actually does this, send us photos and we'll show them off!)

EDIT 2: By the way, if you search for the phrase and peruse the hits, and come across a page with nothing but the title "Jar Jar, you're a genius" and an embedded video, do not play the video. It is malware that will try to infect your computer. Unfortunately, some Internet users are malicious and complete idiots. Unlike Jar Jar.


Ric Olié: The fight's going nowhere! They're evenly matched!
Obi-Wan: Take off. We can use the new weapons to—
R2-D2: They're not installed yet.
Obi-Wan: What have you been doing?!
R2-D2: I figured ship-to-ship weapons might not be needed until we actually leave this pile of dirt.
Qui-Gon: Need some help down here! I can't hit this guy!
[SFX]: Whooom!!
[SFX]: Whooom!!
[SFX]: Whooom!!
Jar Jar: What else yousa good at?
Qui-Gon: Let's see... Fate Manipulation... Force Jump...
[SFX]: Kzzzkhh!!
Jar Jar: Quick! Jumps up on to da ship!
{Qui-Gon jumps, escapes the mysterious combatant}
Qui-Gon: Jar Jar, you're a genius!
{shot of mysterious combatant watching the ship fly away}

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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