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Episode 11: A Bridge Too Far

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You should always be suspicious as a player when everything seems to be going perfectly. Note also the excellent roleplaying by Obi-Wan in the last panel.

Transcript

GM: They've sealed the door to the bridge.
Qui-Gon: I cut through it with my laser sword!
GM: Hmmm?...
Obi-Wan: It's a field of plasma. It'll slice metal like a hot knife through butter. Otherwise there's no sense to this campaign—
GM: Huh? Oh, sure, yeah, go ahead...
Obi-Wan: Boo-yah! Is there nothing these puppies can't do?
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Krzzzsh!
GM: Heh heh...
Qui-Gon: Wait a minute... Why is he laughing?
GM: They close the blast doors, which are ten times thicker.
Qui-Gon: Is that all? I stab my sword deep into the metal!
Obi-Wan: It'll melt a hole right—
GM: Yep, yep, fine...
Obi-Wan: This is too easy.
Qui-Gon: No, we just kick ass!
GM: Oh look, you're surprised by a squad of advanced battle droids! With plasma-proof energy shields!
Obi-Wan: Yeah... I act surprised.


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Published: Sunday, 25 September, 2011; 02:51:57 PDT.
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