Darths & Droids


Cast - VI. The Jedi Reloaded

Player Characters

Princess Organa Princess Organa played by Annie.

Princess "Leia" Organa is the Imperial Senator for Alderaan, and the adopted daughter of former Senator Bail Organa. We discovered in Episode IV that she is really Leia, the daughter of Darth Vader.

Annie originally joined the gaming group to improve her stage acting skills and became interested in its free-form approach to playing characters. She is dedicated to playing her character as a real, complex person with motivations inspired by a well-considered backstory. Annie has been living in Los Angeles for the past four years, pursuing an acting career.

Han Solo Han Solo played by Jim.

"Han Solo" is the adopted pseudonym of Greedo, a pilot who killed the original Han Solo in a cantina argument on Tatooine and took over his ship, the Millennium Falcon.

Jim is a rather gung-ho roleplayer, interested in action, cool fight scenes, and lucrative spoils over careful consideration or puzzle solving. He frequently acts before he thinks, or at the other extreme comes up with overly elaborate plans for achieving what should be simple goals. Jim has been living in Los Angeles for the past four years, in a job with NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

R2-D2 R2-D2 played by Pete.

R2-D2 is a droid mechanic, in the service of Luke.

Pete enjoys the game for the chance to do insanely dangerous things and to argue his way out of trouble using logic and the finer points of the game rules. Pete designed a character to maximise all the skills he thought would come in most useful in a space game, at the cost of being a short, squat robot with no arms.

C-3PO C-3PO played by Sally.

C-3PO is a protocol droid, in the service of Luke.

Sally is the youngest player. She has an active imagination and enjoys inventing details about the game setting and characters. She has just started going to university.

Luke Amidala Luke "Starkiller" Amidala played by Corey.

Luke is the son of Padmé Amidala and Anakin, but was adopted by Owen and Beru Lars who were moisture farmers on the desert planet of Tatooine. He has adopted the alias "Luke Starkiller" to avoid anyone finding out he is related to Padmé.

Corey is Pete's nephew. He is attending university, a year ahead of Sally.

Chewbacca Chewbacca played by Ben.

Chewbacca is a Wookiee in exile from his home planet of Kashyyyk. He has hooked up with "Han Solo" as a roguish sidekick.

Ben is a thoughtful roleplayer who tries to think through the best course of action within his character concept and the setting. He enjoys coming up with clever ways to justify the success of his plans within the premises of the setting. Ben has graduated from his teaching course and now teaches music at high school.

Darth Vader Darth Vader played by Annie.

Darth Vader has been revealed to be Padmé Amidala, the mother of Senator Princess "Leia" Organa and Luke Amidala.

Previously played by the GM as an NPC with notes secretly passed from Annie, Annie has now taken over playing Vader.

Yoda Yoda played by Sally.

Yoda is a venerable Jedi Master, living in exile on the swamp planet Dagobah. He has grown old and crazy. Even more crazy than last time Luke visited him. Which is saying something.

Obi-Wan Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi played by Ben.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a former Jedi Master who has been transformed into a cloud of midi-chlorians, which retain his personality.

Non-Player Characters

Captain Yorr Captain Yorr.

Captain Yorr pilots Darth Vader's shuttle to his meeting with Moff Jerrod.

Colonel Jendon Colonel Jendon.

Colonel Jendon co-pilots Darth Vader's shuttle with Captain Yorr.

Peace Moon Technician Peace Moon Technician.

The Peace Moon Technician grants Yorr landing clearance. No, Yorr's, not yours.

Lieutenant Endicott Lieutenant Endicott.

Lieutenant Endicott tells someone to inform Moff Jerrod that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived. Why he can't do it himself is a mystery.

Moff Jerrod Moff Jerrod.

Moff Jerrod is in charge of the logistics of constructing the new Peace Moon, reporting to Darth Vader.

TT-8L/Y7 TT-8L/Y7.

TT-8L/Y7 is a door sentry droid at Jabba's pleasure dome.

Rogua Rogua.

Rogua is a guard in Jabba's pleasure dome. He speaks in porcine metaphors.

Ortugg Ortugg.

Ortugg is a guard in Jabba's pleasure dome. He speaks in oinks and grunts.

Wedge Wedge Wedge.

Wedge is a Rebel agent and a shapeshifter. He poses as "Bib Fortuna" in Jabba's pleasure dome.

Jabba Jabba.

Jabba is a Hutt aesthete, who lives in a decadent pleasure dome on Tatooine.

Oola Oola.

Oola is an interpretive dancer. She performs deeply nested epic dance stories lasting hundreds of nights.

EV-9D9 EV-9D9.

EV-9D9 is a droid in Jabba's employ. She's had it up to here with anyone not answering questions directly.

MX-8D6 MX-8D6.

MX-8D6 is a droid being pulled apart for valuable parts in Jabba's palace.

Salacious Crumb Salacious Crumb.

Salacious Crumb is Jabba's court jester. His job is to laugh at Jabba's jokes.

Boba Fett Boba Fett.

Boba Fett is a bounty hunter on a quest of revenge against Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Jubnuk Jubnuk.

Jubnuk is a guard in Jabba's pleasure dome. He's a new guy, and the other guards like playing harmless initiation pranks on him.

The Rancor The Rancor.

The Rancor is Jabba's brain slicing technician. He enjoys vivisecting people and eating them with jawa beans and a nice Chandrilan Blue '439.

Malakili Malakili.

Malakili is the Rancor's apprentice brain slicing technician.

The Sarlacc The Sarlacc.

The Sarlacc is a giant brain slicing and analysis organism, half buried in the sands of Tatooine.

Pagetti Rook Pagetti Rook.

Pagetti Rook is a sand skiff pirate who enjoys using piratical nautical terms, despite living in a desert.

Weequay Skiff Master Weequay Skiff Master.

The Weequay Skiff Master is the master of Jabba's sand skiff. His name is not revealed, but might be Wilhelm.

Velken Tezeri Velken Tezeri.

Velken Tezeri is a sand skiff guard. He doesn't really like his job much, and is looking for any excuse to quit.

Vedain Vedain.

Vedain is the pilot of Jabba's sand skiff. He's a week from retirement, and once shared an apple with Lando.

Barada Barada.

Barada is a sand skiff guard. He believes his work is quite efficient for his lowly pay grade.

Yotts Orren Yotts Orren.

Yotts Orren is a sand skiff guard. He's good at diving.

Vizam Vizam.

Vizam is a gunner on Jabba's sail barge. He definitely doesn't want to shoot deflectable bolts at a Jedi.

Unidentified Weequay Guard Unidentified Weequay Guard.

Unidentified Weequay Guard is an unidentified Weequay guard.

Kithaba Kithaba.

Kithaba is a gunner on Jabba's sail barge. He definitely doesn't want to shoot deflectable bolts at a Jedi.

Wooof Wooof.

Wooof is a guard on Jabba's sail barge armed with a laser pistol. He happily shoots deflectable bolts at a Jedi. Once.

Lando Lando.

Lando is Han's former parole officer. He's hunted Han across the years, because a man like him can never change.

Mon Mothma Mon Mothma.

Mon Mothma is, like, totally the leader of the Rebel Alliance. Oh em gee!

Admiral Ackbar Admiral Ackbar.

Admiral Ackbar is an admiral in command of the Rebel Alliance fleet. He's savvy to all sorts of pitfalls, ambuscades, and inveiglements.

General Madine General Madine.

General Madine is a general in the Rebel Alliance. That is all.

Admiral Piett Admiral Piett.

Interesting fact: Admiral Piett is an admiral in the Imperial fleet, currently commanding Darth Vader's super star destroyer.

Emperor Palpatine Emperor Palpatine.

Emperor Palpatine is the Emperor of the Galactic Empire; he's concerned with maintaining a peaceful Galaxy.

Wicket Wicket.

Wicket is an Ewoc. He is keen to spread the word and truth of his Lord and Franchiser, Nute Gunray.

Chubbray Chubbray.

Chubbray is an Ewoc and a member of the venture capital expeditionary force checking animal traps.

Warok Warok.

Warok is an Ewoc and a member of the venture capital expeditionary force checking animal traps.

Graak Graak.

Graak is an Ewoc and a member of the venture capital expeditionary force checking animal traps.

Teebo Teebo.

Teebo is an Ewoc. He is an enforcer, making sure people pay up on their loans, so that they can avoid having their kneecaps broken.

Paploo Paploo.

Paploo is an Ewoc. He is experienced in contract law and negotiating collective bargaining agreements.

Bearded Ewoc Bearded Ewoc.

Bearded Ewoc is an Ewoc and a member of the venture capital expeditionary force checking animal traps. He is a creative, generating campaign material to promote the Ewocs' offerings.

Khungata Khungata.

Khungata is an Ewoc and a member of the venture capital expeditionary force checking animal traps.

Logray Logray.

Logray is an Ewoc. He is a market analyst, determining the best times to invest and divest in various market opportunities.

Chirpa Chirpa.

Chirpa is the Chief Ewoc Officer (CEO) of the Ewoc tribe. He seeks to maximise shareholder profits from every opportunity, even if it means leading the Ewocs into war.

Commander Igar Commander Igar.

Commander Igar is an Imperial Commander on the forest moon Endor. He hates rebels and loves insulting them and their mothers.

Nien Nunb Nien Nunb.

Nien Nunb is Lando's co-pilot in the Millennium Falcon. He is in a very serious relationship with Mon Mothma. They talk all the time.

Major Derlin Major Derlin, 2nd Lord Clabburn of Hoth.

Major Derlin is the 2nd Lord Clabburn of Hoth. He leads the Rebel troops on the forest moon Endor.

Nik Sant Nik Sant.

Nik Sant is an old man in the Rebel strike team on the forest moon Endor. He knows Princess's real name is Leia, and trained the Ewocs in survival skills and guerilla tactics.

Delevar Delevar.

Delevar appears to be a man in the Rebel strike team on the forest moon Endor, but is actually a female master of disguise. She seems to know a lot about Black Alpha channels and something called the First Order.

Major Hewex Major Hewex.

Major Hewex is in command of the back door to the Imperial facility and landing platform on the forest moon Endor. He's not sure if Wookiee-grams are still a thing or not.

Colonel Dyer Colonel Dyer.

Colonel Dyer is a colonel. He dies. Nominative determinism at its finest.

Lieutenant Renz Lieutenant Renz.

Lieutenant Renz is an officer in the Imperial facility and landing platform on the forest moon Endor. He is obsessed with upgrading his weaponry and achieving a higher DPS.

Arvel Crynyd Arvel Crynyd.

Arvel Crynyd is a Rebel pilot, flying as Green Leader. He has a terrible guilt complex about leading his old friend Dib Foundway astray 30 years ago, resulting in his murder.

Telsij Telsij.

Telsij is a Rebel pilot, flying as Grey Two. He wears a red-tinted visor when flying, which makes it difficult to pick out the colour coded control buttons in his Y-wing.

Romba Romba.

Romba is an Ewoc. He likes having close calls with explosives.

Nanta Nanta.

Nanta is an Ewoc. His primary strategy in a battle is to play dead.

Grizz Frix Grizz Frix.

Grizz Frix is a Rebel pilot, flying as Red Five. He is best buddies with Ekelarc Yong.

Ekelarc Yong Ekelarc Yong.

Ekelarc Yong is a Rebel pilot, flying as Grey Three. He is best buddies with Grizz Frix.

Widdle Widdle.

Widdle is an Ewoc. He helps Chewbacca capture a chicken walker.

Wunka Wunka.

Wunka is an Ewoc. He helps Chewbacca capture a chicken walker.

Major Marquand Major Marquand.

Major Marquand is an Imperial chicken walker driver. He likes directing traffic and co-driver, among other things.

Keir Santage Keir Santage.

Keir Santage is a Rebel pilot, flying as Rogue Seven. He's an excellent shot with his guns, earning him the nickname of "Golden Eye".

Jake Farrell Jake Farrell.

Jake Farrell is a Rebel pilot, flying as Green Four.

Gherant Gherant.

Gherant is an Imperial bridge officer on Admiral Piett's flagship. He doesn't care about any of Admiral Piett's interesting facts.

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Published: Tuesday, 01 August, 2017; 02:16:15 PDT.
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