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Episode 1135: Tastes Like Captivity

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There is no situation so hopeless that you can't roleplay your way out of it.

Just keep asking enough questions and eventually your GM will crack.

Transcript

Boba Fett: What is it with everyone? I explain the simplest thing using small words and the most basic torture methods that even a child could understand, and yet they sit there with a blank expression on their imbecilic faces.
Han: So I'm alive. Let's break out of here. How far can I move my hands?
GM: You can't. You're frozen solid.
Han: I twitch my fingers!
GM: No.
Han: Toes then.
GM: No.
Han: I'll wiggle my ears.
GM: What's your Dexterity?
Han: 15!
GM: You couldn't even do that before.
Han: I can move my tongue, surely. That's inside my mouth.
GM: <sigh>
Han: All right! I start licking!


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Published: Tuesday, 23 December, 2014; 02:11:02 PST.
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