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Episode 659: I Hope You Like Lava

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We expect this to make sales of cyborg conversions go through the roof.

Transcript

General Grievous: Hello, ladies.
General Grievous: Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
General Grievous: Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using his meatbag organs and underwent cyborg conversion, he could look like he's me.
General Grievous: Look down, back up, where are you?
General Grievous: You're on a spaceship with the cyborg your man could look like.
General Grievous: What's in your hand, back at me.
General Grievous: I have it, it's a cybernetic claw with two tickets to that thing you love.
General Grievous: Look again, the tickets are now laser swords.
General Grievous: Anything is possible when your man looks like a cyborg and not a lady.
General Grievous: I'm on a tauntaun.


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Published: Thursday, 08 December, 2011; 02:11:01 PST.
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