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Episode 637: Is There a Doctor on the Asteroid?

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Every profession can be dangerous. PCs don't need to be FBI agents, or Roman soldiers, or starship commanders to get into hazardous situations and adventures. Try these on for size:

Transcript

Bail Organa: Yo, Yoda, great job you Jedi did sticking it to the Man.
Yoda: It's not my fault! Everyone wanted to fight!
R2-D2: Hey, have you read Doctor Dolittle? He was pretty awesome; he could talk to animals and—
Yoda: Catch up, Pete. I don't want to be a vet any more. Vets get bitten all the time!
R2-D2: Oh? What do you want to be?
Yoda: I haven't decided! I'm just a kid - I don't have to make those sort of decisions yet!
GM: Ahem. Obi-Wan arrives in the ship with Padmé and the droids.
{Obi-Wan carries Padmé off the ship}
Obi-Wan: Padmé needs urgent medical attention!
Yoda: If only there was someone who actually wanted to be a doctor...
Padmé: I'll be fine, I stabilised on -8 hit points.
GM: You go into labour.
Padmé: Medic!


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