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Episode 531: We Issue a Metal Chrysalis

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Gamers can learn a valuable lesson from General Grievous. Why settle for the merely ridiculous in terms of overpowered multiple weapon use when you can go all the way to completely ludicrous?

And if you take enough feats and skill levels, you might even be able to use them without lethally wounding yourself.

Transcript

Combat Cyborg: We better stay out of this.
Combat Cyborg: Roger, roger.
General Grievous: Where was I? Ah yes... Master Obi-Wan.
General Grievous: The caterpillar sees not its destiny, except by fulfilling it.
General Grievous: Only by shedding our previous bodies can we become beautiful butterflies.
General Grievous: I see you have no wings.
General Grievous: Let me show you mine.
{Grievous draws four laser swords}
[SFX]: Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom!
R2-D2: Oh my. That is so poetic.
Obi-Wan: It makes no sense whatsoever!
R2-D2: Not the words; his cybernetic servos. Observe the balletic mastery of four laser swords!
General Grievous: You've watched me now a full half-hour; self-poised upon this yellow flower.
Obi-Wan: Okay, that's poetic.


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