Imagine if Yoda was your high school principal. Seriously, no kid would be caught dead misbehaving in that school.
Another important tip for players is to blame anything you can on NPCs. Someone forgot to check the basement for bombs? NPC. Someone didn't bother to spike the door to prevent orcs from rushing in? Must have been an NPC. Someone was careless and inadvertently caused the downfall of the kingdom? You guessed it.
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, Master Windu, I discovered how Jango Fett financed the clone army.
Obi-Wan: He misappropriated funds from the Jedi Council. That's why the Kaminoans thought the Council had ordered the army.
Yoda: Taking money from the Jedi Council this Jango Fett was? How is this possible?
Yoda: Master Windu, you're the Treasurer.
Mace Windu: Er... uh...
Obi-Wan: But unfortunately Jango was killed resisting arrest.
Yoda: Very good, Obi-Wan. Unsuspended from the Jedi Order, you deserve to be.
Obi-Wan: Thank you, Master Yoda.
Yoda: Say "please".
Obi-Wan: Uh, please.
Yoda: "Pretty please."